You're Not Dead!

I'm alive! yes yes, I know that the very few people who actually read this blog have probably stopped checking in months ago due to my lack of new posts. But I am here now to explain why I haven't posted in such a long time, and what I have been up to.

First of all, I am very sorry for not being a dedicate blogger. I know in order to keep readers, I have to post "relevant" posts in a timely manner. But here's the thing, outside of the due dates that professors set, college kids are rarely timely. My laziness, coupled with my busy schedule towards the end of the school year, has kept me oblivious to my blog. Those two things and the fact that I am in a dead college town with interactions with only six different people on a weekly basis have made my blog pretty boring. I hope to correct this starting now.

Now, I will try to sum up what has been going on in my life for the past... three... four months in as little amount of space as possible.

February/March: I came down with a horrible case of influenza B, Insomnia, and wedding fever (My dearest friend Dani was proposed to). I went to Chicago for spring break with Taylor and Emily, and we got to stay in a swanky hotel. I also got to fly many a kite, and even made fun of Rebecca Black.

April: This month, I created a lovely game with Chris and Loran called Epic Yahtzee, survived some storms, made a harem in mine and Dani's bedroom, watched Moulin Rouge too many times, and was the murderer in the annual Wesley Murder Mystery Dinner. This is the month that can also be marked by my  obsession with JibJab.com, horribly strange dreams,  and another case of insomnia with a dash of sleepwalking.

May: This Month just seemed like a big jumble. School was ending, so I had a bunch of papers and test, but I was able to make this month really count by hanging out with my friends. More Epic Yahtzee was played, I had some "fun" near Pulliam, and I turned the big two-two. Although it probably wasn't as epic as I think it was, I was able to round the spring semester off with a little prank on my dear friend Austin. May he never touch me with his feet again.

This pretty much brings us up to present time. Recently, I started a new job at SIUC's Chancellor's office. I get to sit in an air conditioned building all day while I log in mail, file, run papers around, and make coffee. I do other things, but that is pretty much it. It is a really great job. Tomorrow, I start two classes, Management 304 and Managerial Accounting. I know you are totally jealous. Other than that, I am really boring because I go to bed early because I have to wake up early. 

So there you have it. Everything I have been doing while I haven't been posting on my blog. But don't you worry, I will keep it up. I just might even do a new post tonight. So remember, don't be lazy and start wearing purple.