Babbling with Brybo!

Shopping for duds with
Me and Kelly

So I hope my cousin Janna doesn't mind, but I'm pirating a blog idea from her. Every week, Janna posts funny things that her children say. Well, I have this friend, Bryan Cruz. He is indescribable. I have to say that after spending this past weekend with him, I am so grateful to be his friend. I am in awe every time I am around Bryan mostly because of the things that come out of his mouth. So here you are, the first installment of Babbling with Brybo. I'm not sure if this is going to be a weekly thing, a monthly thing, or else if this might just become something that gets annoying, but I need to share with the public some of my friends gems. Oh, and it is best to read them with a lisp.

The very first crazy thing I have ever heard come out of Bryan's mouth: "What's a supreme pizza?"

"You can eat blueberries raw?"

"We should get tattoos together Bessy."--Bryan
"Oh yeah? Of what Bryan?"-- Me
"B's. B for Bessy, and B for Bryan"--Bryan

*While playing taboo*
"Small people that no one wants"-- Bryan
"Orphans"-- Jarad
"yes *flips to next card*"--Bryan

"My skin reflects the weather."--Bryan
*blank stares from me and Kelly*
"Yeah, When it's warmer, my skin gets darker. When it gets cold, My skin is lighter."-- Bryan



That is all for now. I'm saving some masterpieces for a later date. Don't think I am being mean. I love Bryan so much that I have seriously asked my parents to adopt this little Puerto Rican. I do this with the same seriousness as when I call him short, puerto rican, or a douche bag.