Don't Make Me Call Security on You.

Gender Bias Day! Our monthly day where the boys and girls of Wesley separate and have mucho fun was here. The festivities started with a mall scanvenger hunt. Loran, Dani, Taylor, Emily and I split up to take pictures of things like high-fiving a "Gloria jeans employee and groping a mannequin. The biggest problem that most of us faces was lingerie for Dani's wedding night. When you think of a place that sells skankie nighties, what store do you think of? Well Victoria's Secret didn't really take kindly to the fact that we were "screwing around in their store", which almost got me kicked out of the entire mall by security. Long story, email me if you want to hear it. After our amazing scavenger hunt, we had dinner at chilli's where the song of the night became Blame It by Jaime Foxx.

I was screaming the lyrics when Loran and I walked in to Wesley when I was interrupted by cries of pain. We looked down the stairwell to see Ellis, Chris, and Austin kneeling over a screaming Sean. The ambulance came and took him away, and the girls had to Chang our plans from making Valentine's cards for people to making get better cards and Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookies for Sean. After Sean's triumphant return, the girls ended the night with John Hughes' sixteen candles.

To sum up: mall security, ambulance ride, Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookies, and John Hughes. Hopefully next Gender Bias Day is a little more subdue.

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